Isekai Nonbiri Nouka – Chapter 4

This chapter is sponsored by Fabian P.

A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, pegleg, and hook for a hand. The bartender notices his leg, “How did you get that pegleg?”

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. The shark bit my leg off!”

“Wow,” replies the bartender. “What about that hand?”

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. The whale bit my leg off!”

“Oh,” replies the bartender. “How about the eye?”

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye.”

“And that blinded you?” asked the bartender.

“No, it twas my first day with the hook.”

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One Reply to “Isekai Nonbiri Nouka – Chapter 4”

  1. I have a joke you can use.

    A group of devil-worshippers were in the deepest parts of Siberia, outside and in a blizzard.
    As The Devil rises from Hell, he is hit in the eye with a falling rock of ice.
    The Devil yells, “WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!”
    The lead worshipper replies, “Hail, Satan.”

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