A doctor, a priest, and an army general are all flying in a plane together.
To help the people the doctor drops a first aid kit and the priest drops a bible.
The army general has nothing else to drop so he drops a grenade.
They land on the ground and first they find a man playing with the bandages from the first aid kit.
Next, they find a man unconscious on the ground with the bible next to him.
Finally, they come to a young boy who is laughing hysterically. When they ask him what is so funny he replies “My grandpa farted and my house exploded!”